"Wouldn't it be really funny if I put YOU in the Deaths colum one day?"

Poeni braidd, fyddai rhai, i feddwl am ddwy ferch un ar bymtheg oed yn ysgrifennu Obituaries ei gilydd... yr unig beth wedai yw o'dd e lot gwell na adolygu Cemeg.

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Obituary Miss Tebot gan Pero

On the 9th of June 2008, Miss Tebot of Shambo Land tragically died whilst penning a love song for Eric Szmanda, yet some say she was shocked to death by the ongoing reference to rugby in her Welsh Language Exam.
There are many things to be said about this trippy individual. She was often lost in a world of glittery teapots, or watching her beloved CSI. Yes, she cried when Nick Stokes died. Yes, she was obsessed with Eric Szmanda.
Never known as Mimz, she loved her friends, especially her best friend Pero....both shared many a bitchy time and used to be enemies but their love for stalking celebrities brought their friendship together. Their gossipy conversations confused many and no-one ever understood the trem 'Baba Eifion'
Sadly, she never found her Beiro Coch and fell for many a strange lad...Buttons anyone?..Yet, she is now in a better place, currently being serenaded by Joe Calzaghe [song choice being Mustang Sally].
Her true ambition was in the hands of a pregnant Jezza and a short Hamster aka Top Gear presenters as she desperatly wanted to be the new James May.
Miss Tebot..things will never be the same again. HE KNOWS and the fact that you loathed his subject must have contributed to your early death. You were the Pero to the Bwdjerigar and you will be missed by all.
Miss You B-B-Z x

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Obituary Pero gan Miss Tebot

Pero, of 53 Sycamore Way, Carmarthen, tragically passed away, overcome by revision for her Chemistry Exam on the 5th of June 2008. She did not even have time to sing SOS by The Jonas Brothers, and call for help, before her sudden death. One could write pages and pages about Miss Pero, daughter of Helen. Pero was a lovely girl, despite her brain going and leaving. Single, she was looking for her very own eco warrior, even though she would take a man that was giving that. She loved her best friend Miss Tebot more than anything, and who wouldn’t? Pero would always sort people out. You never used to mess with Pero, as Peter Reed from Barry discovered. Speaking of Barry, Pero loved nothing more than drooling over Mathew Horne from Gavin and Stacey. The best moment of Pero’s life, before her ill-timed death, was going to see Take That on tour. How excited she was. It brings a tear to one’s eye. All who know Pero, will know that she is in a better place – listening to I Found Heaven by Take That and being fed grapes by a Joe Dempsie look-a-like. Poor Katrina did have many difficult moments in her life – she had seen many things that she did not want to see. She had to cope with falling in love with the wrong person… although that didn’t last long, especially since Miss Tebot kept taking the mick, thank the Lord. She could never make an enemy out of Miss Tebot, and they never argued – Miss Tebot knew far too much! Pero also used to be all-knowing. She knew all the goss, and she wasn’t all bad intellectually. Fluent in Spanish, she was able to ask anyone “Dande etsa el raton?”. She still had much yet to learn, and was determined to do so, despite her brain being absent. Miss Tebot was willing to share her memories of Pero – “Pewoo has been my gossip buddy, my random buddy, my celeb spotting buddy, and I will miss her. No one else pretends to listen to me going on about CSI.”. Both spent many days at the Steddfod during their lives, laughing and joking, and being mad. Miss Tebot claims it will never be the same alone. (Though she’s already trying to get Christian Siriano to be her new best friend). Pero… if you are reading this from the afterlife, all that is left to be said, is, despite your current, unfortunate condition – HE KNOWS, and has known that Cemeg was going to kill you all along.